an ancient and terrible curse.
Oglaf makes my fucking life better.
No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:
this is the best
Oglaf is a blessing from the gods.
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone
This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
The Gods in Journey to Nyx
- Athreos, God of Passage - Illus. Ryan Barger
- Keranos, God of Storms - Illus. Daarken
- Pharika, God of Affliction - Illus. Peter Mohrbacher
- Iroas, God of Victory - Illus. Slawomir Maniak
- Kruphix, God of Horizons - Illus. Daarken
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91